Corrupt-A-Wish

You wish for something and the person below you grants your wish in a sick and twisted way. Ill start.

I start
I wish for a Tiger.

You will find a Tiger in your bed tonight at 3am. it will be hungry




I wish for Youtube spammers to go away (basically the people who post those anoyying messages that go post this to 10 videos in 40 mins or blah blah blah)

wish granted but 10 times more apeared on this sight just to annoy you.
^ ^
I wish for pasta or to become a mod: ) <(o'.'o<) hug?

Congratulations, you have just become a Moderator of Pokemon Revolution but you will get too much work for you so you collapse and have to go into hospital where you can't get into computer. Head Admin notices your Long Absence and removes you from Moderator List.


~Hmm ... I wish for ... a glass o water.

Here is your glass of water. It is very fragile. You firmly hold it and it breaks in your hand not only making you bleed but also spilling the water all over your crotch ,aking it look like you wet yourself. Everyone laughs at you



I wish for nothing bad to go wrong (heh heh heh)

you live peacefully in a empty room by yourself FOREVER

I wish i was the emperor of the world with anti bad things happening to me armor that has powers of entertaining myself and creating real people

You are emperor of the world. Every day you must attend a minimum of Three hours council with the rulers of the other Planets in the Solar System taking up lots of your time. Your Armor eventually becomes boring after 100 years and you create so many people that places like Russia are as packed as China.

Congratulations you have just increased the worlds Density by 500%



I wish for the next person who wishes to wish for something that must be bad to happen to them that involves Pie

I slip on a banana cream pie and why i slip i fall and break my spine. My lawyers sue the person who set the pie there and it traces back to riley and riley is sent to jail for 10 years and everything riley owns is now either Cepedas or was sold to pay Cepeda
Owned

I wish that i had a piece of chicken that was tasty and nothing bad was in it and i was by myself away from civilization where other food and drink and a xbox 360 was supplied and i had Call of Duty Modern warfare 2 and Street Fighter 4

You find out you suck at Street Fighter 4 an MW2 and you got the red ring of death on your Xbox. All your food was eaten by wld animals and you cant get anymore because you are so far away from Civilisation.

OCC:You forgot your wish thingy

oh i wish for death and destruction to all but me

oh i wish for death and destruction to all but me

Everyone dies including all your family and you are stuck on earth by yourself and al the earth is destroyed so all thats left is you and a bunch of rubble and one day you trip and fall down a bunch of rocks and you land on some spikes but you dont die and you fell the pain for the rest of your life!


I wish i was the coolest guy on earth and nothing bad ever happened to me or anyone around me or anything around me

You're wish came true, but you tripped and fell on the ground, a rock was in you're way and you weren't happy about it!

I wish I never had a bad dream ever again...

Your wish came true and you never had a bad dream ever again because you went to sleep and had a good dream and you never wook up from it EVER AGAIN.

I wish Rugrats came back on TV

You're wish came true, but suddenly you didn't stop watchin it and you looked for hours on the TV screen.

I wish we had the moon in the morning and the sun at night

As the sun comes at night werewolves come in the mornings and kill everyone including YOU!

I wish i had a safe ice cream cone.